Bazzite. It’s based on Fedora uBlue so it’s technically Fedora, but being an immutable OS, it works quite differently enough that it counts as its own distro. For instance, you don’t use dnf
or yum
to install stuff, you’d use Flatpak/Distrobox/Nix. Updates are done using the rpm-ostree
command, and it’s effectively a rolling release model, but atomic in nature so you get none of the instability that you’d get in a typical rolling release.
Ubuntu Christian Edition, if he’s a satanist.
Ubuntu Satanic Edition, if he’s a Christian.
Hannah Montana Linux, if he’s neither of the above.