Don’t truly have a favorite artist, so to me, this is more of a question of how much money would it take for you to endure a minor inconvenience for the rest of your life?

50k ?

Send me a laptop and I’ll spend a few hours a week helping on your forums or even tickets. But no one should work for free

Look at frame.work they have good documentation about various Linux distros on their machines

Control, precedent, bean counter analysis etc. Pick your poison.

Ukraine allows for foreign volunteers. Feel free to help out.