Alfred Ibrahim

A.I. is E.T.'s twin brother who drank toxic sludge from a factory on earth, turning him into an evil monster with a lust for power. Immediately he set up a plan to conquer earth and it’s working.

You, my friend,
only have 7 days to stop A.I. before all of earth is overtaken
by the evil forces only known as A.I.
Luckily I have crafted the perfect device to
aid you in your quest to save the world.
A time machine shaped like a phone booth.
But be careful, the clock is always ticking.

Good luck!

It’s short for Weird Al, who has recently evolved into Furious Al

Al Bundy, former shoe salesman who, through the Dark Rite of Cha-Zhing, was turned into the avatar of The Devourer Of Worlds With Condiments.
Earth will be consumed, as soon as humanity has made enough tomato ketchup and HP sauce.