It’s been mocked to death, but it’s still better than a regular cell tower. Instead of a boring pylon with antennas, you get a funny fake tree.
a lot more conspiracy theory working, though
Why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here
How do you do, fellow plants?
In the DR, especially in Santo Domingo, there are a lot of Norfolk Island Pine trees / Araucaria. They are the only conifers that can exist there at sea level, so they look super out of place surrounded mostly by palm trees and other tropical plants
They look exactly like the fake cell phone tower trees (photo below of them somewhere else), but they are actually real. Really threw me for a loop seeing them when I was there

The entire picture looks like a render to me tbh
Without ever having actually played it, it reminds me of Riven
Move on… Nothing to tree here
ALL cell towers should be disguised. They’re blights on the community.






