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Unless it’s been surpassed, the world’s largest living organism is a 9 square kilometer fungus that’s been growing for about 10,000 years.
Just got surpassed by yo momma actually.
(Sorry I couldn’t resist, please no ban)
No worries friend, it’s why she was a perfect match for my dad who is a fun guy (fungi).
Gottem
Now eat your fungi penis up it’s good for you.
But sir, why are the trees dancing?
I discovered The CryptoNaturalist over at the other place, and ending up buying ‘Field Guide to the Haunted Forest’ and ‘Love Notes from the Hollow Tree’ by Jarod K. Anderson…
Which is unusual for me as I detest poetry. I think it’s a pile of long-winded, navel gazing wank…Except for haiku, (because they’re short and sweet, and condense things down to their essence, which I like).
I like The CryptoNaturalist though, probably because they write about nature in a weird, beautiful and wonderous way. I want to use the word ‘magical’ to describe it, but am reluctant, for reasons
Also, thanks to this post I just found out there’s a couple of other books available which I’m going to buy tonight 😀
I think it’s a pile of long-winded, navel gazing wank
Tell me you’re British, without telling me you’re British . . .
Guilty as charged
We are all British on the internet. Just like our use of mate and cunt makes us Strayan ya dig bruv?
Mushrooms are so fucking cool, and they taste great too.
So basically… I just ate a bag of fungi dicks?
Were you hoping for fun guy dicks?
yea
This post reminded me of the cracking (though widely misunderstood and reviled) folk horror film “In the Earth”. There’s a lot going on down there in the mud and mycelium.
The biggest organism in the world is a fungus which goes miles long. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-but-true-largest-organism-is-fungus/
Bruh
Ok, that’s sweet, but don’t google ‘zombie funghi’. Really, just don’t. Like, ever.
That is what people sound like that have taken too many shrooms. Comes a bit too close to newage bullshit. “Life is the universe evolving to experience itself through you” and bullshit like that.
You sound like a sour lemon. I’d rather hang out with a hippie that thinks the universe is conscious than someone who slaps a paper tiger license to their low originality threshold posts. Just sayin.
Sour lemons are tasty, dunno what your problem is 🤷 I wouldn’t want to hang out with some rando called “balloon” from the internet either. Just sayin.
You have to be a troll, right?..right?
If someone insulted you, what kind of response would you give (if any)?
Well, I’d ask their rationale, of course. I don’t see your point though
Are you giving out a license for all your posts? Are you following up on the usage or is it more of a symbolic act?
I’ll probably determine if it’s symbolic when it turns up in some commercial AI.
I believe you haven’t taken enough shrooms
Probably 😅
