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FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 10 days ago

How should I avoid getting caught?

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How should I avoid getting caught?

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 10 days ago
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  • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    Image of Kermit the frog behind bars captioned "if you can't do the time, then don't 'kermit' the crime."

    • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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      unless you are a filthy rich pedophile.

      in which case carry on no one is gonna catch you.

  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    Nahhh

  • onlooker@lemmy.ml
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    10 days ago

    By not posting on a public forum, criminal!

  • Krudler@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    Step 1: Don’t

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    9 days ago

    get facial reconstruction surgery in Switzerland. Also, fresh cheese.

  • Mpatch@lemmy.world
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    Don’t do the thing. Or just wear a high vis and carry a Clip board m, click pen. A lanyard, hard hat. No one ever asks some one about nothing in high vis. Unless they ask you " why are you only wearing high vis" and “adam where are your pants?” . That’s what the hard hat is there to solve.

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    10 days ago

    Keep your door locked or hang out a sign that says “no girls allowed” or “please knock first”.

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