“Are you human?”
I understand why it’s needed, but it’s damn annoying when every single website asks.
“What’s it like being a twin?”
I don’t fucking know, what’s it like not being a twin? They’ve always been there. It’s like having a sibling only we share a birthday??
Then if it stops there I’m fine. But usually they ask shitty sexual questions. Less as we’ve gotten older cause old women are gross.
I tell people that we share the same pain cuz it’s funny when people are like WHAT. lol. Then I say sometimes I send him messages telepathically, cuz I actually do. Does it work? Only twins know…
If it did work, it stopped when we were kids lol. Mother lives to recount getting me and twin our earliest vaccines.
Twin went first, needle goes, me in a different room SCREAMS.
Also when twin broke their arm as a toddler downstairs while I was upstairs with mom I apparently screamed. Twin did not.
Twin never screamed when I was in pain. A one way connection LOL.
Being asked a million questions when someone finds out I’m a communist
I wouldn’t be getting an interrogation or being tasked to do a History/Political Science 101 lecture on the spot if my politics were anything else, and the last thing I want to do is get into fights with someone I don’t know or care much about because they refuse to question the propaganda they’ve been given and I absolutely need to be convinced by them
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“does the fediverse have something to do with the feds”
The various questions with the answer being “yeah… People are weird, right?”
Questions are hardly tiring. Prejudices and assumptions are, though.


