Turns out Trump’s mom is actually just Trump wearing a wig.

Really depends on who the audience is.

Rocks fall, everyone dies.

Then, in the afterlife, the battle royale begins, where everyone is in their ideal body, and the top 50% get to go into eternal paradise.

“…and then all the celestial objects in the universe kept rotating and orbiting like they have always done. Please continue to rotate celestial objects. We love you. Signed, Folaht.”