That never happens to Thor-opods.

Just like giraffes, the reason they had their long neck was to reach the foliage of tall trees. They’ve lived in a place full of things taller than them.

Can I get a whole album of these guys getting hit with all kinds of natural disasters? I imagine they would fare well in a flood or tsunami. Their necks would do a rubber pencil during an earthquake.

God, smiting dinosaurs one by one: “This is taking forever! There’s got to be a better way…”

There can be only one

Maybe Sauroposeidon had a long trident to channel this power