
it bothers me the guy in the front has messed up eyebrows
Rude. He already knows he’s balding.
Hey, ease off, he has eyebrowlopecia
Good one. Reminds me of Arrested Development.
To me it looks like he’s doing The People’s Eyebrow

He’s probably talking about something like this:

That is one of two things I miss about reddit
This lion looks like he pitties fools.
It’s entirely possible that his mane is covering a plethora of gold chains.
Actually, after 9/11 Mr T stopped wearing gold chains. He said he found it disrespectful to keep flaunting wealth when so many people had just lost so much.
He stopped wearing them after Katrina
This is true but also an obstacle to the joke I wanted to make. If I had been more forward thinking, I should have included that very important footnote. It says a lot about his character.
Man, I dunno. Besides the little tuft up top, this looks kind of badass. Like an older, good-hearted biker, but you definitely don’t want to fuck with him.
He doesn’t look bald enough to be a Tsavo lion. Wonder if there’s a testosterone imbalance. All just speculation; no clue.
The African sun is no joke. I hope he’s using sunscreen.





