EU: <Western European country> rescues a kitten
America: The Democrats rescue a kitten (from a Democrat paper) The Republicans rescue a kitten (from a Republican paper)
China: China rescues a kitten, but at what cost?
Russia: Russia kidnaps a Ukrainian kitten and brings it to a facility in Russia (forgets to mention this facility is a vet)
DPRK: North Korean propaganda shows Kim Jong Un rescuing a kitten. Whether that is factual or not is still up for debate.
palestine: kitten was kidnapped by terrorists and taken into a hamas torture site, israel gets to the rescue, but the kitten dies after an accidental missile impact