EU: <Western European country> rescues a kitten
America: The Democrats rescue a kitten (from a Democrat paper) The Republicans rescue a kitten (from a Republican paper)
China: China rescues a kitten, but at what cost?
Russia: Russia kidnaps a Ukrainian kitten and brings it to a facility in Russia (forgets to mention this facility is a vet)
DPRK: North Korean propaganda shows Kim Jong Un rescuing a kitten. Whether that is factual or not is still up for debate.
cuba: kitten tries to escape from brutal communist repression climbing a tree, but he’s stopped by the authoritarian regime
Business Insider: Why rescuing kittens is actually bad for the economy and encourages laziness.
palestine: kitten was kidnapped by terrorists and taken into a hamas torture site, israel gets to the rescue, but the kitten dies after an accidental missile impact
Venezuela: Kittens are starving in Venezuela due to economic mismanagement of the communist regime
(Cat has already had three meals, one of them being an hallaca, from morning to midday, plus a dozen treats.)
Iran: Kitten kidnapped (rescued), tortured (given a bath), and executed (it’s literally napping) by theocratic dictatorship.
Fox News: “Springfield Haitian barbecues rescued kitten.”
