Something like this?
That but grabbing both legs.
Jumping very high beforehand is recommended.
squirms in discomfort
Over gravel or concrete?
Why not both ?
I’m sure a thin layer of gravel will soften the landing.
Bliss
Maybe this?
I know most people know this as a kneel, but one leg is standing. Just gotta somehow get more than 50% of your weight on the standing leg, thus technically resting the back knee, and this would be kneeling, while standing.
I was thinking this
Nah, you’ve seen NPCs do this.
It sounds like this: https://youtu.be/_GGfz-o5khc
You bend over, because you’re about to get fucked
This violates the US Flag Code.
I think these folks have repressed dick sucking fantasies
Obligatory Flag Code violation notice…
Stand with your knees on the floor? I guess just lay prone on your stomach? PLANK FOR THE PATRIOTISM CROSS!
As a Patriot of Family Values, I always plank for the patriot cross and everyone else should too.
Steel or Knand.
Stand for the flag, kneel for the cross, bend over for the government.
Switzerland in shambles
Steal for the Crag
You tear yourself apart!
This feels like an infinite power glitch. The paradox that happens after showing this picture to nationalist would probably solve the energy crisis. Which would probably make them angry, which would make more energy.
Do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around…
Slav squat?
