According to this theory, if I make Buldag ramen using boiling Listerine, it will be tasteless.

Nope. Polish doesn’t have one.

A nap is exactly what those hard working dwarves needed. Good for them.

For me it’s always time to watch David Pumpkins daily.

I already did. Would not recommend.

So You need a law for normal, decent behavior?

Who the fuck would call their employee after hours? In none of the places I’ve ever worked, would the boss even think about calling me to do something when I’m not at work. Nobody would expect me to answer. You don’t need a law about basic things like that.

Sir, You were almost mouled to death, You are lucky You only lost one arm. Why the hell, did You try to punch that bear? I saw it in a meme once…

They should knock to Bill O’Riley and show him how tides work.

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Recently, I’m flying quite a lot, so I must try it, just to see if it works.

Buy a few houses? How long does that take if You have cash?

It’s not a question of liking, but not having a choice.

In Polish the word for “mammals” is “ssaki” which comes from “ssać” which means “to suck”. So we are all suckers in Polish.

Didn’t they yet? I bought this at a Lidl in Poland.

The weird thing is, there is no other mac n cheese available in my country, or flaming hot Cheetos.

Its not always a cucumber.

I kinda want one after seeing this meme.

“Guns not being there” is the norm for most of the world.