My niece saw my earrings and asked “if you’re a boy why do you have earrings?” (They are from a very conservative upbringing).
I simply asked, “Well do you like them?” and of course she said “Yeah!”
“That’s why, because they’re awesome.”
Kids fucking get it
Don’t fucking compare yourself to snails unless you can stab your lovers with spears from your own body.
At best, you’re a clown fish or a frog.
I can stab lovers with a spear from my body. Also: my spear could use a polishing… Where’s that Argonian maid?
Cone Snail!
Anyone can stab their loved ones with spears from their own bodies. It’s just a matter of time and sharping your nails well enough
God, this explains SO MUCH about snails.
As someone who owns snails, who told you that? I have a tank with females and one with males
