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minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·13 days agoDon’t fucking compare yourself to snails unless you can stab your lovers with spears from your own body. At best, you’re a clown fish or a frog.
minus-square🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-213 days agoI can stab lovers with a spear from my body. Also: my spear could use a polishing… Where’s that Argonian maid?
minus-squareMissJinx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 days agoAnyone can stab their loved ones with spears from their own bodies. It’s just a matter of time and sharping your nails well enough
Don’t fucking compare yourself to snails unless you can stab your lovers with spears from your own body.
At best, you’re a clown fish or a frog.
I can stab lovers with a spear from my body. Also: my spear could use a polishing… Where’s that Argonian maid?
Cone Snail!
Anyone can stab their loved ones with spears from their own bodies. It’s just a matter of time and sharping your nails well enough