• mycodesucks@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    The real question isn’t if the universe ends…

    It’s if the genie magic expands outward from the source at the speed of light, or if it’s instantaneous everywhere, which would allow information to be transmitted faster than the speed of light, allowing for violations of causality, and destroying our fundamental understanding of the universe before we all died.

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      8 days ago

      real question, is there a difference?

      In theory yes, but for any observer, it won’t matter and it’s all the same to them, as they cannot observe any difference in either case.

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    Turns out, there’s a rule against exterminating all life in the universe with a wish, but the genie doesn’t know what an electron is or what adding one to every atom will do, so you’ve found yourself a loophole.

  • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    just choose an electron somewhere random in the universe, and declare said electron to be the legal property of every atom in the universe. problem solved

  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    1.) I wish the speed of light were 60 MPH.

    2.) I wish nothing could travel slower than light.

    3.) I wish for the genie’s freedom.

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      8 days ago
      1. Granted. The definition of a mile is now 1/60th of the distance travelled by light in an hour.
      2. This is already the case, as matter travels through time and space at the speed of light. The speed of light is the only speed, the only variable is how much of that speed is used in space or time.
  • Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world
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    What will 1 extra electron do? Destroy universe?

    Is it like every Proton has an anti-proton and if it wasnt perfectly balanced the universe would fall apart? Ive heard something like that before…

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      8 days ago

      or would mess with the chemical bonds of all chemistry, likely breaking up every single molecule into individual atoms, immediately killing everyone and destroy everything