Shit, these weather control machines are actually everywhere.

Plus, no summer day is brighter than a clear winter day with snow on the ground.

Does anyone else think hammerhead sharks have been… maybe a little too quiet?

I’m wondering, now… Does Gimli say the word “Legolas” even once in the movies?

I was gonna say checking reflexes is a neurology thing, before I realized that was the joke.

Mermen, murdering geologists… Is there anything glumshoe isn’t an expert in?

Makes sense

But then we’d have to deal with the savage barbarism of writing it with the day before the month.

Textbook thug mentality. “I’m gonna take your shit, if you do anything about it then you’re forcing me to get violent.”

I’m concerned about the less rotted corpse employing living humans. Sounds like nepotism to me.

For me, it’s the Rohirrim’s charge at the battle of Pelennor Fields.

Til you get there and find out a time traveler from further in the future already came back to before you arrived so Franklin turns you down because he’s already done someone who hadn’t been born yet and it’s not exciting anymore.

Must be Egyptian in the streets and Akkadian in the sheets.

Also, will need sheets for a dowry.

To be fair to Saruman, this orc didn’t think to use the nearby forest to stoke the fires until he was told to. Not the brightest bulb.

“Is life on Venus coming to kill us?”

“Oh, no, these are microorganis-”

Shuts door

A solid bond can survive electron theft, as long as the victim stays positive.