Trust but verify, now piss in my mouth!
"Mmmm. AH! It’s Todd!
WAAZAZUUUUP TODD!!! You salty piss bastard!!!"
“This piss… Jeff? Strange, it’s so sweet. Jeff my dude, you need to go see a doctor”
“I’m Brenda.”
Everyone is friends with Dale and his sweet-ass pee. Fucking diabetes.
I’m really bad with faces but so far I’ve avoided having to do this. But I AM getting older.
You might be bad with faces, but how about faeces?
Pissing your pants isn’t the same old man, unless you can get them to really bite down on the whitey tighties and have the piss gushing out.
So, we’re not so different after all
Pissing in water to dolphins is like us farting in the air
It’s their atmosphere they live in and if you emit a substance in that atmosphere (no matter how disgusting), you’ll sense it
Well I don’t know about everyone else, but I’ve never been able to identify friends from the smell of their farts.
Maybe the dolphins are onto something, maybe we should taste piss more often…
same
same
When you think about it, they have to swim in everybody’s piss. So, not much they can do there.
Basically the equivalent of dogs sniffing each other’s butts if you think about it.
Wait till you learn about lobsters.
The rich have been trying to be our friends for centuries, since they’re always pissing all over us.
Dolphin squeaking noises “Hey buddy you may want to get checked for diabetes. You’re tasting a little sugary bud.”
Dolphin squeaking noises “Mind your own business and stop eating kale all the damn time.”
Sauce?
Is this what the British mean by “taking the piss”? Are we friends yet?
Dolphins: Better than us in every way!
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