• 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    Faces represent approximately 3 billion images of males with mobile devices when accidentally triggering the front facing camera and ejaculatory enterprises. All willing participants opted in on page 189 paragraph 6 footnotes F-K’s external reference G in part 89 of the principal work on “You Never Read the TOS” in the library of Congress.

  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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    From the textbook The New Old Sexuality: A Cross Cultural Look at Kink

    Achieving orgasm through pain has several phases shown as wave-like peaks in this image. The phases are known as the Western Pain (WP), Trough of Shift (ToS), Western Orgasm (WO), Refractory Trough (RT), Eastern Pain (EP), Trough of Ascendance (TA), and Eastern Orgasm (EO, also known colloquially as the And-gasm). Research into new phases tentatively called the Northern Orgasm (or exclusive or-gasm) is ongoing but requires pain beyond what stupid Donna on the ethics committee is willing to approve.