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Grayox@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

Gotta stay grounded.

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Gotta stay grounded.

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Grayox@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • altasshet@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    Solution: Rocket propelled guillotines

    • interolivary@beehaw.org
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      1 year ago

      More cost effective solution: space (verb) billionaires (noun)

    • MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml
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      1 year ago

      This sounds like giant flying cigar cutters to me.

    • zout@kbin.social
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      I’d go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot’s of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it’s not an accident.

      • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one
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        The main problem is the excess blood in the ship after the deed. Its mainly water and water in space uncontained is bad news. Best just to space the fuckers.

        • rockerface@lemm.ee
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          Just reuse the blood to power the hydraulics, problem solved

  • 𝓒𝓸𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓬𝓻𝓪𝓽@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    A log splitter will work just as well.

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    • Sabata11792@kbin.social
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      I was just going to suggest adding rockets to the blade, but this sends a message.

  • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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    I mean, if they’re already going to space voluntarily, wouldn’t that solve the billionaire problem?

    • Marxism-Fennekinism@lemmy.ml
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      Except they won’t go today or tomorrow. They’ll stay here to finish the job of destroying our planet, then go.

      • haui@lemmy.giftedmc.com
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        And take all things valuable with them.

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