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minus-squarealtasshet@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months agoSolution: Rocket propelled guillotines
minus-squareMeetInPotatoes@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 months agoThis sounds like giant flying cigar cutters to me.
minus-squarezout@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months agoI’d go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot’s of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it’s not an accident.
minus-squareHotsauceHurricane@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 months agoThe main problem is the excess blood in the ship after the deed. Its mainly water and water in space uncontained is bad news. Best just to space the fuckers.
minus-squarerockerface@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months agoJust reuse the blood to power the hydraulics, problem solved
minus-squareinterolivary@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months agoMore cost effective solution: space (verb) billionaires (noun)
Solution: Rocket propelled guillotines
This sounds like giant flying cigar cutters to me.
I’d go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot’s of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it’s not an accident.
The main problem is the excess blood in the ship after the deed. Its mainly water and water in space uncontained is bad news. Best just to space the fuckers.
Just reuse the blood to power the hydraulics, problem solved
More cost effective solution: space (verb) billionaires (noun)