Hey bro, I am not a beggar bro. I am just carrying this termite to the hospital. Can you give some food for the road bro, promise I am not a beggar.
The wild thing is: These are hundreds of mutations of several generations that happened randomly until it looked like this.
I want to know how it even started. Like, what was its equivalent of a half eye so that the termites would start feeding it?
Imagine if incels grew kittens on their back to lure lonely women…
This is some Pokemon shit.
So you’re a termite?
“…uhhh totally.”
What do we like to eat?
“Stuff and wood and junk.”
Okay good enough.I think we have one of those in the Office of President of the United States of America
Who is this Mimi which is crying?
It’s wild that the benefits of this outweigh the cost of making it enough to stick around.
Getting Vincent Adultman vibes.