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    19 days ago

    Right wing conspiracy theorists: “YOU’LL SEE! IT’S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THE CHINESE COMMUNIST JEWISH MUSLIM SATANISTS ACTIVATE THEIR SPACE LASERS TO TURN THE EARTH INTO A SPHERE AND USE VACCINES TO RAISE CTHULHU FROM THE DEAD AND SNAP THE INFINITY GAUNTLET AND”

    Left wing conspiracy theorists: “Ah shit we got proven right again.”

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      There are three types of conspiracy theories:

      1. Lizard people live in the hollow earth and mind control world leaders
      2. The CIA admitted it on the Congressional record 40 years ago
      3. The Enemy of the State zone, where it’s plausible but unconfirmed