Is…um…did they ask salmon questions about people?
That’s ridiculous - what would salmon know about people??
More importantly what would a dead salmon know about people?
Dead, alive… salmon are wise beyond their state. Maybe it knew who killed it?
There’s a chemical brothers song that, while not addressing your question straightforwardly, proves that salmon can have meaningful social interactions with humans. I think.
Excellent use of the word “proves”
…why?
He has ceased to be! 'E’s expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed 'im to the perch 'e’d be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E’s off the twig! 'E’s kicked the bucket, 'e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-
PARROTSALMON!!Credit: Monty PythonHow to turn your dinner into a business expense
Pining for fjords, you say. Is their name Slartibartfast by any chance?
That won an Ig Nobel, IIRC.
