It’s all Monopoly money for him.

By which I mean he made all this money with his monopoly.

Dogula

I’m impressed this took a lot of thought to make. Not in that guy’s style at all because of it though 😉

I noticed Holmium is used twice. Religium and Doctorphilium. I’m guessing the repeats are on purpose.

Google gets bonus points for being the most blahaj.

They’re venomous

This isn’t baking class 🥺

Will they come with gift cards for Taco Bell?

If you do, you won’t know how much momentum he’s attacking you with.

Bees can bite …?

This but the guns are real.

Is…um…did they ask salmon questions about people?

That’s ridiculous - what would salmon know about people??

Space Kermit was pretty far out there, man.

Vroom vroom

It seems so hit or miss in kitty instincts. They’re either small tigers or clueless furballs.

China doesn’t face a 245% tariff. Us US individuals and small businesses face a 245% tariff.

One mmmmmilion years gitmo.

Dang that looks too cozy.

Brutal

Aww Christmas scritches for the good boi.

Stop trying to make ketch happen. It’s not going to happen.

They’re deciding if you’ve been naut-y enough to join.