Niceguy

“Why aren’t girls interested in guys like me?! 😭”

Because you’re weird and overbearing.

does “every fucking word that came out of my mouth” count?

Edgy atheist.

I am still nonreligious and dislike organized religion tho, I just dont talk about it anymore.

I was a “ironically” racist as a young teen, it took me till my early adulthood to realise that being ironically racist is just being racist, and the edgy “humour” that is made at others expense isn’t funny or clever, and is incompatible with the kind, empathetic person I wanted to be.

Cringing at my teen self pushes me further into deprogramming myself from that shit, but I’m encouraged by the adage “if you don’t look at yourself from a decade ago and cringe, you wasted that decade”.

Really, REALLY bad poetry. About My Pain

For a few years in middle school, I was waaaaay too into Monty Python.

Thinking I had the answer to everything and that I was the only one who was “thinking logically”. Emotions were weak and irrelevant, the only things that mattered were facts (i.e. anything that I believed). I swear to god, if those cunts like Jordan Peterson had gotten a hold of me I would’ve turned even more insufferable. As it stood, I basically just became a mostly far-left cringe lord with exactly zero understanding about how the world actually works. Luckily I’ve learned since then.

I had the cliche phase of thinking that I was a vampire because a combination of a few things. I have a problem with my teeth where it caused my “K9s” to protrude outwards, I don’t have a normally detectable pulse and I’ve always been able to smell other peoples blood from abnormally far away but I can never smell my own. I know now that these are things that can happen to anyone but back then, I didn’t know any better.

Ages 2-25

Part 2: Learn to Hide It Ages 25-present.

Being undiagnosed autistic at the time, I suspect everything I did was. I also don’t know because I thought everything was fine.

I could go find some people I went to school with, but one, I hope they don’t remember me, and two I hope they all moved far away and are super successful.

Man I’m trying to get through my cringe adult phase, I don’t have time to dwell on the past.

yes.

I swear I managed to go through all the typical cringe phases in middle school: weeb, nice girl, smart ass, edgy atheists, you name it lol I’m shocked that I had friends at all during that time.

Weirdly I don’t think I’ve ever had a “phase” like other people seem to have gone through. Is this common enough to not have had something like that?

I guess it was possibly as a teen when I was being LOLRANDOM on internet forums. Not sure if that counts tho because I have always been an internet dweller.

Fundamentalist.