Shhh… it’s not 9/11.
Carlos can melt steel beams.
I need Carlos to hold a banana for scale … who knows … Carlos could be a dwarf … or a ten foot giant.
Or a giant dwarf!
Or a miniture giant space-Carlos !
The US with it’s imperial system 🤦♂️
The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 52,008 Carloses to the gallon and that’s the way I like it!
Okay but is Carlos standing on a platform with a wall behind him, or is Carlos planking on a platform with the floor behind him?
That ain’t nothin on Great A’Tuin
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This is Stupendemys geographicus from Urumaco, Venezuela, and Rodolfo Sánchez from Coro, Venezuela.
But how many bananas tall is Carlos?
Having accidentally stood between a galloping leatherback and the ocean, I can confirm that some turtles are still as big as cars, or at least they look a lot like it when approaching you at 40mph.
Death by turtle stampede would be a unique way to die.
Teenage Mutant Dumptruck Turtle?
I’m disappointed that nobody here has asked the right question yet:
How many Smoots is a Carlos?
1 smoot, ± an Ɛar
Need a longer Carlos. This Carlos is too short for accurate measurement.
Those are some nice slip-ons
How large per Carlos squared?
