I usually have a fan on at night. I like the noise. Also, the HVAC vent points at our bed so it’s on/off, hot/cold all night and the fan helps.

I play rain noise during the winter and just leave the bedroom window open most nights during summer and the leaves rustling is a good replacement.

This affixed to a wall with a little bit of light shining through it so that it casts a shadow. Spinning nice and slowly. Maybe a decorative industrial catwalk or two. Mmmmm

The photo confuses me. Do you sleep on a shopping cart?

Must be some wicked farts!