…a late 2000s futuristic FPS game (with dubious status as an FPS) introducing never-before-seen movement mechanics that are used to their fullest potential featuring an athletic but non-sexualized female protagonist, had a radio-friendly song titled “Still Alive” playing over the end credits, i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

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    Forms FORM-29827281-12:
    
    Test Assessment Report
    
    This was a triumph.
    I'm making a note here:
    HUGE SUCCESS.
    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.
    Aperture Science
    We do what we must
    because we can.
    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.
    
    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the Science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun.
    For the people who are
    still alive.
    
    Forms FORM-55551-5:
    Personnel File Addendum:
    
    Dear subject,
    
    I'm not even angry.
    I'm being so sincere right now.
    Even though you broke my heart.
    And killed me.
    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!
    Now these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time.
    So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
    Think of all the things we learned
    for the people who are
    still alive.
    
    Forms FORM-55551-6:
    Personnel File Addendum Addendum:
    
    One last thing:
    
    Go ahead and leave me.
    I think I prefer to stay inside.
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you.
    Maybe Black Mesa...
    THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE.
    Anyway, this cake is great.
    It's so delicious and moist.
    Look at me still talking
    when there's Science to do.
    When I look out there,
    it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    
    PS: And believe me I am
    still alive.
    PPS: I'm doing Science and I'm
    still alive.
    PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm
    still alive.
    
    FINAL THOUGHT:
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    
    FINAL THOUGHT PS:
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.
    
    STILL ALIVE
    
    Still alive.
    
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      Chvrches is just so f***ing good, and their live shows are way better than you might expect. Their track on Death Stranding was also great. Hoping we get another for DS2.