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Cake day: December 30th, 2023

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  • Forms FORM-29827281-12:
    
    Test Assessment Report
    
    This was a triumph.
    I'm making a note here:
    HUGE SUCCESS.
    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.
    Aperture Science
    We do what we must
    because we can.
    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.
    
    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the Science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun.
    For the people who are
    still alive.
    
    Forms FORM-55551-5:
    Personnel File Addendum:
    
    Dear subject,
    
    I'm not even angry.
    I'm being so sincere right now.
    Even though you broke my heart.
    And killed me.
    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!
    Now these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time.
    So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
    Think of all the things we learned
    for the people who are
    still alive.
    
    Forms FORM-55551-6:
    Personnel File Addendum Addendum:
    
    One last thing:
    
    Go ahead and leave me.
    I think I prefer to stay inside.
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you.
    Maybe Black Mesa...
    THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE.
    Anyway, this cake is great.
    It's so delicious and moist.
    Look at me still talking
    when there's Science to do.
    When I look out there,
    it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    
    PS: And believe me I am
    still alive.
    PPS: I'm doing Science and I'm
    still alive.
    PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm
    still alive.
    
    FINAL THOUGHT:
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    
    FINAL THOUGHT PS:
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.
    
    STILL ALIVE
    
    Still alive.
    









  • I don’t really get your argument.

    Speed cameras are designed to do one thing – issue citations for speeding.

    The job of the police officer is to identify a wide array of crimes and issue citations for them, when they observe them.

    The incident where a car was tailgating you and the incident where a lorry was creating an unsafe driving situation have absolutely nothing to do with the speeding camera. Both of those situations are the responsibility of a policy officer, if they are alerted to the crime or observe it themselves. You have a valid complaint about the complacency of your local law enforcement, but what does your argument have to do with the speed camera?