Speaking skills - 0
Sword and shield skills - 100
You’re an alien frog archaeologist that launches themself into space in a rocket jerry-rigged out of wood and ancient alien goat-person tech. After dying repeatedly in several excruciating and brutal ways you learn to embrace death.
You take a break from roasting marshmallows over a camp fire to go solve the deepest mysteries of the universe.
You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn’t hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.
I feel like this is well described lmao
I’m guessing Factorio.
Human leather factory simulator where you send drugged up child soldiers on slave raids while committing war crimes.
If this comment doesn’t get me on some watchlist I don’t know what will.
Very, very flat people open a very, very old door.
You’re finally awake in death row and then spend the whole adventure, shouting to others, trying to avoid knee injury
It’s Skyrim, isn’t it?
try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life
Getting insulted by a sassy robot while you solve puzzles and try not to die.
