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    I make brief eye contact, purse my lips to form a half-smile, and nod my head downward. Then i move to an open corner of the elevator, i pull my phone out, and i end my turn.

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      You forgot to roll for initiative!

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        Combat hasn’t been initiated. lol

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    Well, Pac-man was originally called Puck-man. They changed it because… Not because Pac-man looks like a hockey puck. “Paku Paku” means “flap your mouth”, and they were worried that people would change, scratch out the P turn it into an F, like…

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    Well, considering the only elevator I take is to a secure area, I’d ask to see your visitor’s badge and inform you civilians aren’t allowed here unescorted.

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      She IS the escort.

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    That’s because you have big jugs.

    I mean, your boobs are huge!

    I mean, I want to squeeze em!

    Mamma!

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      I was thinking about this exact scene

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      Risky click of the day paid off

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      What the fuck was that x)

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        Liar liar. 90s movie where Jim Carey plays a lawyer that gets put under a spell or something n then can’t tell a lie anymore.

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    Absolutely nothing because people who have elevator conversations are not worth talking to.

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      Hey. Some of my best conversations have taken place in an elevator.

      But yeah, I’m not worth talking to

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    deleted by creator

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    If a hotdog is a sandwich, is the ocean a soup?

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      It is The Primordial Soup

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        I would like the primordial salad instead

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      A hotdog is not a sandwich.

      If you serve bacon, lettuce, and tomato on a plate, you do not call that a sandwich.

      But if you serve a hotdog without a bun, you still call it a hotdog.

      QED.

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        In German, that would be a just a sausage

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          Do you have a term like “hotdog” for a sausage of questionable origin in a bun? Or is it, like, sausageofquestionableorigininabun like other German compound words? 😁

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            The best German word is backfeifengezicht. It means: “a face in need of a slap/punch”

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            nah in this case it’s just sausage on its own - i know, boring 😄 people only refer to it as hotdog only if it’s in a bun

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        And using that same reasoning, a hotdog on a bun is a sandwich.

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          I would be inclined to agree with, “a hotdog on a bun is a sandwich.”

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      A hotdog is a taco.

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    I don’t understand. What’s a uniform gravitational field and why does being inside one feels like standing in an accelerating elevator?

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      This is a joke about Einstein’s form of the Equivalence Principle:

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equivalence_principle

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        Thanks. Let’s see:

        The weak equivalence principle, also known as the universality of free fall or the Galilean equivalence principle can be stated in many ways.

        And

        “… in a uniform gravitational field all objects, regardless of their composition, fall with precisely the same acceleration.” “The weak equivalence principle implicitly assumes that the falling objects are bound by non-gravitational forces.”[11]

        I’m just beginning to understand. I’m not there yet.

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    You don’t have the proper PPE for the radiologically controlled area.

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    Get in the lift.

    Stare while ripping an absolutely rancid fart that strips the enamel off her teeth.

    Sharpie my number across her tits and give her “double-guns” on the way out

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    Going down?

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    Nothing, I don’t like small talk with strangers.

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    deleted by creator

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      That’s how you can tell if you’re accelerating

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    The modern mind is in complete disarray. Knowledge has stretched itself to the point where neither the world nor our intelligence can find any foot-hold. It is a fact that we are suffering from nihilism.

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    Boobs are not supposed to be a solid blob… What have you done to them?

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