X-Men Origins?

“And this kids is why you need to be very careful when operating the band saw.”

Her: I’m a virgin

My penis:

Scientists finally reached their goal of genetically engineering human legs to be extremely bendy, invisible at the knee, and Voltronable at the ankle through even fuzzy socks in 2034.

I am become Linux, user of arch

Tip to tip

Is this showing us that we can experience more dimensions if we fuck up our base pairs?

When you have a godly sized dong but can’t use it because it’s attached to your Siamese twins’ huge dong.

The first confirmed triple penis is incredible. It’s owner is able to establish a love quadrilateral. Indeed a Trenis is quite enjoyable for everyone involved.

The first human-octopus hybrid with conjoined legtacles

aw man made a typo