Thoughts and prayers for the one patient for whom it actually was a freak accident
Reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld when Frank gets a pasta statue stuck up his ass
Million-to-one shot, doc!
This sign was made by someone who’s never wiped with single-ply before.
…and I got news for you, if someone is trying to get you to pull marbles out their ass, then that’s their fetish… Because no one is worried that small marble sized balls won’t eventually come out naturally… They’re looking to bring attention that they’re up there (and possibly to get someone to try to get them out). People are weird.
Given US healthcare, that’s gotta be more expensive than a leather fetish.
Speaking from experience? 🤔
Dude, if I have anything up my ass, I’m going to the hospital asap.
“it’s going to come out anyway” sounds like Darwin-award last words
I mean, if you cannot pass marbles naturally, you might have other issues a doc should take a look at.
“We are discreet. But we also think it’s funny.”
Egg? What if it cracks?!
Fastest salmonella in the west.
I know a medical coder that works exclusively with an ER. Oh the stories I’ve heard…
