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minus-squareMaple Engineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down5·4 months agoThe first time we harvested one of our pigs we had a wake for him. We ate all kinds of delicious cuts and raised a toasted to him. To Biggun. He was a nice pig and he is a tasty pig. TO BIGGUN! <om no nom>
minus-squareAngry_Autist (he/him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·4 months agoWe are part of the cycle too, our body nutrients will help grow the grass that feed’s Biggun’s great great grandchildren.
minus-squarepythonoob@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoNah. You’ll be pumped full of preservatives so that your funeral and viewing can be held 2 weeks later to give your relatives time to travel. Then you’ll be buried in a plastic coffin in a hole filled with cement. You’re nutrients ain’t doing shit.
minus-squareAngry_Autist (he/him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·4 months agoAssumptions all around, my funeral arrangements are a quick trip to the crematorium and a quick sprinkle in a forest. I’m not paying to have my corpse mummified or put in a box, seems wasteful.
minus-squareMaple Engineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down3·4 months agoI want to come back as bacon.
The first time we harvested one of our pigs we had a wake for him. We ate all kinds of delicious cuts and raised a toasted to him.
To Biggun. He was a nice pig and he is a tasty pig.
TO BIGGUN!
<om no nom>
We are part of the cycle too, our body nutrients will help grow the grass that feed’s Biggun’s great great grandchildren.
Nah. You’ll be pumped full of preservatives so that your funeral and viewing can be held 2 weeks later to give your relatives time to travel. Then you’ll be buried in a plastic coffin in a hole filled with cement.
You’re nutrients ain’t doing shit.
Assumptions all around, my funeral arrangements are a quick trip to the crematorium and a quick sprinkle in a forest.
I’m not paying to have my corpse mummified or put in a box, seems wasteful.
I agree
I want to come back as bacon.