Pronounced aluminyum

I agree

Nah. You’ll be pumped full of preservatives so that your funeral and viewing can be held 2 weeks later to give your relatives time to travel. Then you’ll be buried in a plastic coffin in a hole filled with cement.

You’re nutrients ain’t doing shit.

Math is red. Science is blue or green. Depends on the type. Although chem is yellow if there is one. Orange is geography or history.

Zero is a number. Need I say more?

They could just teach the ants to be an AI like in a certain Tchaikovsky novel.

We should just start jettisoning these people into space

This kid looks like a young Tom holland

Are there more universes with earth or more without

I usually say “have fun”

Today at the grocery store a sweet older lady approached me and asked if I knew anything about computers.

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