Yup, I’ll gladly piss on the smart lock that controls this bullshit. I almost pissed in a trashcan in high school in front of the whole class when a teacher wouldn’t let me go to the bathroom.
I almost had my penis out before the teacher realized I wasn’t bluffing.
I remember in grade school, my school constructed restrooms in every classroom so students won’t need to leave class. The problem was they were literally just a small concrete cubicle and the walls didn’t even go up to the ceiling. That was when I learned pissing straight into the water wasn’t a good idea. I went out to the entire class staring at me.
My mom’s elementary school she taught at had bathrooms in the classrooms, and they were enclosed spaces. As I got older it became harder to use because it was built for kindergartners lol
Do you want piss everywhere? Because that’s how you end up with piss everywhere.
Shoutout to our resident Tim Horton’s Shit Flinger.
There will be more of that if this shitty app proliferates.
New kid’s tale: “Horton hears a Shiiii…!”
Missed the opportunity to go with ‘Horton Hears a Poo’
Yup, I’ll gladly piss on the smart lock that controls this bullshit. I almost pissed in a trashcan in high school in front of the whole class when a teacher wouldn’t let me go to the bathroom.
I almost had my penis out before the teacher realized I wasn’t bluffing.
I remember in grade school, my school constructed restrooms in every classroom so students won’t need to leave class. The problem was they were literally just a small concrete cubicle and the walls didn’t even go up to the ceiling. That was when I learned pissing straight into the water wasn’t a good idea. I went out to the entire class staring at me.
My mom’s elementary school she taught at had bathrooms in the classrooms, and they were enclosed spaces. As I got older it became harder to use because it was built for kindergartners lol
People were staring at you because the sound of piss entering the toilet was loud? Did they not know that’s how pissing works?
Only savages piss straight to the water
Show some dignity, aim at the side.