• pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online
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    1 year ago

    Yup, I’ll gladly piss on the smart lock that controls this bullshit. I almost pissed in a trashcan in high school in front of the whole class when a teacher wouldn’t let me go to the bathroom.

    I almost had my penis out before the teacher realized I wasn’t bluffing.

    • edric@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      I remember in grade school, my school constructed restrooms in every classroom so students won’t need to leave class. The problem was they were literally just a small concrete cubicle and the walls didn’t even go up to the ceiling. That was when I learned pissing straight into the water wasn’t a good idea. I went out to the entire class staring at me.

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        1 year ago

        My mom’s elementary school she taught at had bathrooms in the classrooms, and they were enclosed spaces. As I got older it became harder to use because it was built for kindergartners lol

      • Buttons@programming.dev
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        1 year ago

        People were staring at you because the sound of piss entering the toilet was loud? Did they not know that’s how pissing works?