First the firemen, then the math teachers, and so on…

A real Chad would have Trump and friends disappeared.

We’re about to get a shit load of real change. Business as usual would have been a good election outcome this time.

Probably started as a troll and picked up by dumbasses. Like the Flat Earth Society.

I’ve had nohup fail to keep things running after my session ended quite frequently. It’s like it just goes to the next step in the process then gives up.

At the call center I worked at, our Christmas bonus was a dress shirt with the company logo on it.

My wife wears it when she dyes her hair.

The markup on most things you buy in the store is very high, sometimes 10x or more. That, combined with the fact that product that isn’t being moved is wasting money, means you’ll occasionally see things marked down drastically just to get rid of it. There’s a good chance that they’re still making a profit on it too.

Small pox won’t be checked for long.

It’s also two different news agencies.

Any company that claims they’re a family is 100% abusing their employees.

I also would have said fuck it and have Trump and friends sent to guantanamo.

But what would the rotator cuff be called?

Sugar plate glass is made to be broken.

That’s why I went for a twin blade mower. It turns everything into powder.

¿Porque no los dos?

Me with 3d modeling/printing something from scratch.

That’s because there’s not enough space to house them all, and congress won’t do anything to fix the situation.

Biden closing the border wasn’t about giving the middle finger to asylum seekers, it was because everything was already seriously overcrowded.

If you go back far enough they do.

God could have put the fossils there with the right carbon isotopes.

You can’t use logic to disprove belief in magic.

No, that’s 30mph that they can only do for a few feet.