Nice try, secret state agent who clearly has a crush on me. /s
I lay out all my problems on the table pretty immediately, so I wouldn’t say surprised by, but probably least expected would be that for a guy my sex drive is very low. I’ve been about half to a quarter as driven as any girl I’ve been with.
Your hormones are out of whack. Get yourself tested. It’s not expensive and unaddressed endocrine problems are really shitty.
My therapist actually said the same thing recently, and it would make sense. I’ve got an appointment, actually soon to look into it
That I’m vegan. They just can’t believe it so I have to tell them about it all night long.
That I really have absolutely zero interest in smelling their buttholes. Also, I sometimes eat plants.
Yeah, I guess I just might be a crazy cat person.
I have a 3rd nipple
Apparently they are suprised to learn that I don’t magically gain empathy over time. I was born with only a few shits to give per day, and that number ain’t going up.
Usually minor talents, knowledge, or the like. I.E. I can sew, knit, and crochet fairly well. I also know a decent amount about makeup and hair as well as am able to help apply (make-up) pretty well too.
I spent a decent amount of time helping with those things growing up and helping past partners too. It’s fun to help them get all gussied up! They have to do the color matching though. I’m absolutely terrible with that.
That I have a huge penis
Can i steal your… face
The ever growing pile of dead bodies burried in my backyard.
But they never seem to mind… For too long.
