Maybe they thought it was a podiatrist’s office.

Norm MacDonald, probably

But mom im not a caterpillar anymore. I haven’t eaten anything since I pupated.

Also, you died long before I even hatched.

Adding Dr. Lizardo to the missing doctors list.

Laugh while you can, monkey boy.

1976 Dodge Aspen

Check your epistemology before you wreck your epistemology.

They’ve got SCMODS.

🎵 Death Pocket 🎵

Why do dentists care about bus benches?

My god! It’s full of stars!

Heated seats ftw.

An old motherboard dies.
Her connections fall to the floor.

Is your name Beethoven by any chance?

John Cusack (Gross Pointe Blank)

Everywhere, all at once.

In Soviet Russia, John Malkovich being you.

Become cat.

I once read that reverse pavlovianism is the application of saliva to a dog’s mouth in the attempt to ring a bell.

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Bun’s not meat nor cheese.