I’ve started using that recently and it is very handy.

It’s probably a tie between wikipedia and flashlight.

I think The Velveteen Rabbit is pretty fucked.

I’ve done that. Even though to myself “who put this apple here?” as I sat down in the passenger seat.

I was sitting in my pickup outside my apartment listening to the radio and some guy just…got in. I asked “can I help you?” and the look on his face when he realized his mistake was priceless. In his defense Lyft had just started in my area and there was only one other vehicle that looked like mine in that part of the city.

Yea cool bring back Corona Classic

I’m only a professional scientist in the loosest sense of the term but for years we’ve tried to figure out why Joe can’t leave the break room to fart and who the fuck does he think he is?

Blowies so good they caused brain damage.

Yea, sometimes. There’s usually enough other stuff going on it’s not a problem.

I have a recording of the big machines where I work. Rhythmic clunking and whirring motors puts me right to sleep.