Not true at all. OP’s construction is perfectly valid english.

Well, proper language learning is more about memorization than understanding. People learn language as a child through repetition, and the understanding comes later.

We Ditchin these Yolo Ma’fs

word of the year lol smh

Autocannon

I had an interview for an internship at an engineering company. They sort of forgot they were interviewing for an internship, or they unconsciously framed it as a job interview.

At some point they were like “Well besides a fascination with transportation and an ability to learn quickly, what would you actually bring the team?”

And I said “Not much. I’m a college sophomore”

They laughed and I got the internship. Great company.

Tap to deal 5 damage to target creature or player, then add three recharge counters to Jewish Space Laser.

During the untap phase, if there are any recharge counters on Jewish Space Laser, instead of untapping remove one counter. Otherwise, untap as normal.

Would Do Your Mom

OOPs

It’s also a symptom of trauma

Start with tiny goals. Not just achievable but almost trivially achievable.

Goal 1 could be: wait ten seconds before the next time I open social media

This is what’s meant by “baby steps”

Moldy?

Kinda like we all take antilock brakes for granted now. Back in the day just slamming on the brakes in a bad situation would mean losing control of the car.

Polaroid is another one

I suspect they were trying to rib you, and you were too young to grok that yet.

If I could get an iphone to work with an aux cable I’d die happy

A friend once gave me an ipod mini with Tony Robbins’s Personal Power series on it, and it was one of the best gifts I’ve ever received.

In fact, I’m gonna get in touch with that guy.

And the animals are ants

That is such a good idea:

• physical keyboard
• sold as an add-on

The amount of value for the hassle is very high with this idea. Great invention.

• East coast: old money, lots of drinking, cold weather, violence, power, liberalism, deciduous forests
• Southeast: southern hospitality, shithole school systems, conservativism, sweet tea, food influenced by french cuisine, nascar, lush vegetation
• Southwest: cowboys, ranch homes, cultural mixing with Mexico, drugs, art, desert and mountains
• West coast (basically california): hollywood, progressivism, new money, asian-pacific food influences, hippies, poop, surfing
• Northwest: best weed, created grunge genre, rainy, dismal, chill, northern european food influences, rainforests
• North-middle: liminal space, copy-pasted terrain, independent/libertarian, wheat, sparsely populated
• Midest: mix of conservative and liberal, plains farmland, cozy houses, desperate to define itself culturally (see Chicago architectural publications), corn, soybeans, and pigs, neutral accent, german and polish food influence

source: memory