Will someone PLEASE think of the shareholders?!

35 days hols per year, would be 27 or something but they give us the English bank holidays as part of our allocation (am Scottish but it’s UK company).

Billy Boyd was the perfect cheeky wee bastard for this part, I can scarcely think of any other film so perfectly cast.

I would like to think of a catapult and net combo to really travel in style.

Depends on the chips/fries and what the sauce is. Sometimes I want just a wee bit to add a kick, other times I want to be face pounded by some cheesy garlic goodness

It’s okay, if any religious folks were angry you could just remind them that they should forgive you. Checkmate, religionists.