SuiXi3D@kbin.socialtoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•What have you done recently to lovingly annoy your spouse/significant other? For example, this morning I brought my wife her toast singing the first line from "Baby One More Time" in Brittany voice...
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10 months agoShe squirms when I gently mess with the little ringlets of hair on the back of her neck. It’s cute.
You do know portable bidets exist, right?