You are a spectacular human being and worthy of love and support.

You’re a genius and I love you.

I’ve done white, wheat, and the “Extreme Wellness High Fiber Low Carb” tortillas. They’re all about the same.

Peanut butter, jelly, and Cheeto burrito.

My cat has learned to say “Hello?” when he’s looking for me. It’s like “mherrrro?” It’s kind of amazing.

Motivation is a powerful drug. I’ll say that much.

My grandmother, at 95 years old, told me she was only staying alive long enough so that she could vote for Trump. She did vote for Trump in 2016, and then died a few months later.