I will ask if she wants a drink, then request she makes me one too when she says yes.

I never offered to make it, only asked if she WANTED one.

I will then go make her a drink of course, and I’m not sure she’s ever found it funny, but I’m amused.

The Internet is a depressing place today :(

Is this because OP doesn’t like people talking about their happiness which they’ve been unable to find? Or is it they think true love doesn’t exist?

Either way, sorry.