Absolutely rattled

The physics teacher wants to measure the restitution of children

Thank god they didn’t use metric, I wouldn’t have understood

He round

That’s why I said they’ll likely be in textbooks, no guarantee lol

Boy I sure do love living through historical events that will likely end up in textbooks in the future

Look, you can’t cook an omlette without cracking a few servers

Yep, if anyone doesn’t know, the real answer is that they just keep driving heavier and heavier trucks over until it collapses, then they just rebuild it

The OG meme (I think):

These are puppies

Endgame, its one of the very last scenes

I’ve had apps pop up asking me to rate them out of 5 stars. I always click 1 and they don’t bother me about it

White people

I’m pretty sure a doctor did this to me when I dislocated my shoulder (or at least something similar). It very much hurt in the moment, but right afterwards the pain disappeared, it was truly a strange experience

Too hot

Just ask about the difference between atomic number and atomic mass, that should get them to set it up for you

that’s just what the government wants you to think

uhhhh yea that’s why they fund NASA

My favorite is when it’s something I made myself, how is it a repost?

Science Rules!!!

“If I had more time I would have written a shorter letter”

• idk someone said it, I looked it up and nobody really knows