Nothing ever is

Sorry, i got distracted with my sharpie

I tried this as a kid, but i lost the tooth after day 2 and bungled the whole thing

I get a weird sense of pride whenever i see the old bite marks i left on my girlfriend. I promise she likes it too

Theyre one and the same

Thanks Frieren!

Its green because it can be placed here

He wandered off towards the nearest birds and did not survive atmospheric reentry

Never bring English Ivy to another planet, worst mistake of my life

Im still figuring out what to do with it, but for now just file backup and maybe a minecraft server or something. It’d also be neat to host my own fedi instance or website. I’m largely doing this as a learning experience, and I’m not even sure what all i can do with a home server.

I know you can pretty much use any OS, but I’d rather start with something with more capabilities rather than have to switch the OS after setting up a bunch of stuff

Third and lastly, of fucking course i want you to kiss it

Based on vibes, earth and moon should swap places

Damn that’s a sick uniform, I wish my job was this cool

Not all heros wear capes

One day, an archeologist will find that one thumb drive I lost in 2016 and could never find again

I discovered a new planet! Now I just need to think of a good name for it sets cat down on keyboard

We’re going in a circle, I like to imagine it like a parent driving around the block to put their kid to sleep

Great, so they’re both for women? Where the hell do I go?