The Matrix was built to resemble the late 90s-00, “the pinnacle of civilization”

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I want a JAWS style retelling of the Little Mermaid. Then a porn parody version, because I want what I want

Idris is my man-crush. I wanted him to be Bond

To be fair, skin tone usually develops due to exposure to the sun. If anything, mermaids probably are tanned on top (backs) and pale on their stomachs. Like great whites

Isn’t it supposed to be “children”?

Everything about Christopher Columbus.

Most of them speak the jargon, but can’t explain what it means

He looks like Wolverine bought on Temu

We need Tyler Durden

Biden would never do that. He’s a centrist

What is a good price? Amazon varies and now I’m worried about counterfeit cards

We got Fallout London before Skyblivion. Lots of crazy

No tay-toe, just po’

Is that a dwarf in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Some dog breeds need to end.

ITT: A post critical of China gets flooded by lemmy.ml whataboutism comments.

I mean, look at all the old, evil shits destroying the world right now. That’s proof enough that there is no higher power concerned with justice

WTF? Does the woman evolving into a cat have a sister who is really into flamingos?

I have no ideawho 99.9% of influecers/YouTubers are and it is going to stay that way.